Entry Dated 4/14/2018: A po-em whut I wrote.

    Analyzahs and Advizahs
           *A Poem*

By Brilliant Poet John Smith

The analyzahs and
    advizahs
All reclineses
    and declineses
To make admisheeuns
    They need
        optisheeuns.

The Metamucil
        scuses
Of top-dog
    never-wuzes
Liahs lying
    ever-whining.

They pleases to
    bleeds us
Then bows down
    to Jesus.

Meeazmahs
    not eevaporant,
We can’t, because
    they can’t
        the cant.

Building bidness
    wit de boneses
Of the Joneses and
    the Jensens and
    the Jetsens
        and the Smithses.

Bet sums of the
    Blossoming
Buildings of the
        bleeding
Need feeding,
    frankness,
        thankness.

Tried and truedness
    is the ending
Of the fending
    and the folded.

        Emboldened
Analyzahs and
    advizahs
Consume the rending
    and the selling,
Eating people and the sky,
So no one can get by.

The wuzes and
    becuzes
Of the lying light
    of lamplight.
People needses
    Sunning and
        Becoming
    and Be-froming.

Analyzahs and advizahs
    eat pizza pizes
On the pyre of the Plaza,
        KFC, and
    maybe frizes.

The schoolzes of
    the putrid
        and the puling
All a-stooling
    On the plighted
        And be-nighted.

Analyzahs and
    advizahs,
Get them fighted
    For the frighted
        Future righted.

[End]

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